So for this years, MyIGN Holiday Card Exchange the lovely Jade was paired with me! ^w^ I've been a bit of a stalker of hers admittedly but all that ever means is that I have a good taste in following people deeming her a royal, flavourful badass. (Follow her already if you haven't!!)
Anyways, without further ado she sent me this wonderful card.
First off, the girly in me so wants a gun that shoots sparkles like that. And secondly, can I also keep that hippo? It's adorable! Nonetheless most importantly thank you so much Jade! I love it! <3 Remember nothing is true and everything is permitted, even conquering the world with a massive pygmy hippo army and foot soldiers. Obviously the top Chief Sargent General would have to be a mofo Cape Buffalo but that's another story for another time.
Now Assassins, enjoy the winter and happy peanut butter jelly holiday times!
Assassinita, Mary Ann or simply Nita for short is your average Canadian lady incognito who loves hockey, traveling and a good laugh. With a playful personality and capricious hobbies, it's not hard to keep this one satisfied. But watch out for the blade, the bloodlust can make even the sweetest go mental...